Kelly Green Hanky

Not to be confused with Hunter green, Kelly green is for hustlers and the men who love them. I know what you’re thinking, ‘But I’m young and cute, why should I pay for it?’ Because a hustler is like that famous hamburger – you can have it your way. Guys who are short on cash are so willing to please their john. That’s why.
So drop the judgment along with your pants. We live in a capitalist society. Demand your rights as an American. Call boy sold separately. Left means you’re a starving artist. Right means you’ve got a few bucks to offer.