Need a few gloves for a one-night stand emergency? We’ve got you covered with a 5-pair package of powder-free, latex-free Nitrile gloves. Now, bend over baby. I’m about to tickle your funny bone.
Need a few gloves for a one-night stand emergency? We’ve got you covered with a 5-pair package of powder-free, latex-free Nitrile gloves. Now, bend over baby. I’m about to tickle your funny bone.
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WC_Product_Variable Object ( [id:protected] => 14127 [data:protected] => Array ( [name] => Nitrile Glove Black Box of 100 [slug] => nitrile-glove-black-box-of-100 [date_created] => WC_DateTime Object ( [utc_offset:protected] => 0 [date] => 2023-12-21 18:27:59.000000 [timezone_type] => 3 [timezone] => America/New_York ) [date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object ( [utc_offset:protected] => 0 [date] => 2025-07-04 14:50:54.000000 [timezone_type] => 3 [timezone] => America/New_York ) [status] => publish [featured] => [catalog_visibility] => visible [description] => Ok, men, we all know these gloves are not for form but for function. I play safe so my boys can enjoy. These powder-free, latex-free, sissy-free gloves go on my fist and up your ass the hard way. They have textured fingers, in case I find any loose change up there. They're not sterile, but then, neither is your ass. They're disposable, of course, unless you want to remember the occasion (don't worry, you will). We carry them in Medium (for normal guys) and Large (for men like me). As a side note, they make for excellent water balloons, or in my case, piss balloons that can be dropped from any corporate office high above Wilton Drive. But don't tell my boss, he thinks I'm cleaning out the stockroom. 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