We call this the ‘basket belt’ for two reasons. First, there’s the basket weave pattern embossed into the vegetable tanned leather, and secondly, because your basket will get a lot of action when you wear it. Dressy by leather standards, you can wear it to work with chinos or to the bar with your Levi’s, or anywhere in between. Popular with law enforcement, it’s perfect with your favorite uniform and Motor Patrol boots. The textured finish feels great against a bare butt, or so I’m told. Available in sizes 30 – 48. If you’re only going to own one belt, this is the belt to own.
Basket Weave Belt
$54.95 – $59.95
SKU: BasketWeaveBelt
Category: Belts and Belt Accessories
We call this the ‘basket belt’ for two reasons. First, there’s the basket weave pattern embossed into the vegetable tanned leather, and secondly, because your basket will get a lot of action when you wear it. Dressy by leather standards, you can wear it to work with chinos or to the bar with your Levi’s, or anywhere in between. Popular with law enforcement, it’s perfect with your favorite uniform and Motor Patrol boots. The textured finish feels great against a bare butt, or so I’m told. Available in sizes 30 – 48. If you’re only going to own one belt, this is the belt to own.
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[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[prices_array:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-variable
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
)
[children:protected] =>
[visible_children:protected] =>
[variation_attributes:protected] =>
)
WC_Product_Simple Object
(
[id:protected] => 70196
[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Molded Ballistic Handcuff Case
[slug] => molded-ballistic-handcuff-case
[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2024-06-26 13:01:00.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2025-06-19 18:33:14.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[status] => publish
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] => Me, personally, I like to dangle my handcuffs from my Sam Browne duty belt. It gives my boys fair warning, and what more could they ask for? But when I'm not using them, I store them in this heavy duty molded denier ballistic handcuff case. I store my boy elsewhere, naturally. Sometimes, since the case fits so snugly on my belt, I use it to keep my condoms in. Or the change left over from 'happy hour'. Or the phone numbers I collected at the bar. And sometimes my handcuffs. You can do what you want. It's meant to store handcuffs, like my boys are meant to service me. That's all I'm saying.
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[global_unique_id] =>
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[regular_price] => 16.99
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] => 1
[stock_quantity] => 3
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] =>
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 213
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] => 160955
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 160954
[1] => 160953
[2] => 160952
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
[object_read:protected] => 1
[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
[name] =>
[slug] =>
[date_created] =>
[date_modified] =>
[status] =>
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] =>
[short_description] =>
[sku] =>
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] =>
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
)
