These shorts from Breedwell will make guys want to pull them down low so they can see just what’s under them. They are soft, stretchable and will fit tight to your body, showing off your round ass and that big bulge you have. They have been made with five pockets, so you’ll have plenty of room to keep your phone, your wallet, keys and that little brown bottle of number 6 while you’re at the bar looking for someone to hook up with.