Finally, we’re getting to the good stuff. Bondage! Place a grey hanky in your right back pocket because you know I will tie your balls to the ceiling so tightly that you’ll have to stand on your tip toes to survive. Wear it because you know I will tie your wrists to your ankles while I finger that tight, pink, rosebud asshole of yours, then lick it, suck on it, and fuck you stupid. This time tomorrow I want to see every bottom boy on the Drive sporting one. Buy one, boys! That’s an order!
Oh, I suppose you could wear one on the left if, like me, you’d rather be the one doing the tying up.