Slapper

Now I’m going to ask you this only once. And you’d better tell me the truth. Have you been a good boy? Or have you been bad? If you were ever on the receiving end of discipline — meaning Dad’s belt — chances are you weren’t bad often. One beating was enough! However, if you were the type of kid that received multiple ass whoopings, your name was probably all but etched onto your father’s belt. And if you’re still getting your ass beat down, well… there’s no doubt you’re a glutton for punishment.