Just because you have to go to work, doesn’t mean you can’t wear leather. I know how you feel. My last job was so non-cool, corporate conservative that I got called into the boss’ office just for wearing a Jerry Garcia tie! Imagine if he knew that underneath my business suit I had on a black Bulldog leather harness and a metal cock ring. Our ‘Dress Trouser’ belt meets the demands of the business world as well as the demands of my dick for the smell and feel of rough, man leather. Bravo, LeatherWerks! You’ve done it again.
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