Hunter Green Hanky

I’ll bet you thought that green means you care about the environment, right? Wrong! Hunter green is when a hot, humpy Daddy teaches his naïve, newbie of a boy what a dick is actually used for. Demonstration to follow. Daddies hang to the left. Sensitive young boys of any age in need of instruction should wear it on the right. Have fun, guys. Give a performance worthy of a Tony Award!