Medium Blue Hanky


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Medium blue means you’re a cop fucker (or a cop fuckee, as the case may be). Or, it means you want to get fucked on the back of my motorcycle. But mostly, it means you’ve got a thing for authority figures. I can relate. I’d love to fuck that hot cop who gave me a ticket for driving my Jeep naked the other night. Or that motorcycle cop, handcuffs dangling from his belt, who said I ran a red light. I couldn’t help it. My boy was blowing me and I only closed my eyes for a second. So remember, medium blue equals cop fuckers. Did I mention we sell police uniforms at Well, cop-like uniforms, with a lot more leather.