If you’re wearing mustard, it means you’re packing 8 inches or more, or you want 8 inches or more up your ass. The way I remember it is, I put mustard on my foot long hotdogs. Me? I’ve only got about 7 inches, but it’s so fat most guys squeal like a pig when I force it in. Given the number of size queens out there, even if you’ve got a pencil dick but it’s long, buy one of these. It never hurts to advertise.