The man wearing this armband will steal your virginity, your innocence, and probably your car. Let’s face it — he is a lowdown, no-good, self-centered tool. That’s why you brought him home. You love them bad boys and can’t get enough! He’ll use you till there’s nothing left and leave you oozing, naked, and begging for more. This is the guy everyone warned you about! They told you to stay away, and you told him to stay forever.