Tonight throw on this armband, and no matter what — or who — you’re doing, it’s not going anywhere. The thick trifold leather is durable, and the buckle keeps it attached even if that sexy bottom boy is holding on for dear life as you ferociously plow into his hole. No matter how hard you thrust, he won’t go flying across the room. This is the armband that will last and last, and the slick buckle will even match your boots. Snaps may come undone, but buckles hold all night.
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[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[prices_array:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-variable
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
)
[children:protected] =>
[visible_children:protected] =>
[variation_attributes:protected] =>
)
WC_Product_Variable Object
(
[id:protected] => 14400
[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => White Leather Armband
[slug] => white-leather-armband
[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2023-12-21 18:28:29.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2025-06-11 18:38:13.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[status] => publish
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] => Like wristbands, armbands are an essential part of every Leatherman's gear. You wear 'em for looks, 'cause they're hot as fuck and make your arms appear bigger. But you also wear armbands to let men like me know what role you're playing. Topping? Wear a White Leather Armband on your left bicep. Getting fucked? Wear one on your right. Wanna get pounded after raw dogging my hole? You better wear a band on both arms, 'cause once I decide what role I'm playing, I'm not switching. Our White Leather Wristband is 1.25-Inch thick and made from high-quality garment leather with stainless steel snaps. What's that, you say? You didn't know there was a code? Not my problem. Next time, look it up. Now, bend over, bitch. I'm driving. Fuck, yeah!
[short_description] =>
[sku] => WhiteLeatherArmband
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] => 24.00
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] =>
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
[pa_size] => WC_Product_Attribute Object
(
[data:protected] => Array
(
[id] => 1
[name] => pa_size
[options] => Array
(
[0] => 777
[1] => 778
[2] => 779
)
[position] => 0
[visible] => 1
[variation] => 1
)
)
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 207
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] => 144794
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 144795
[1] => 144793
)
[download_limit] => 0
[download_expiry] => 0
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
[object_read:protected] => 1
[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
[name] =>
[slug] =>
[date_created] =>
[date_modified] =>
[status] =>
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] =>
[short_description] =>
[sku] =>
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] =>
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[prices_array:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-variable
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
)
[children:protected] =>
[visible_children:protected] =>
[variation_attributes:protected] =>
)
