Kilts, Aprons, and Loincloths

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            [description] => Handle any task with Rothco’s Canvas Full Work Apron. Whether you’re looking for body protection against fluids or a quick place to store your toys and tools, this 33-inch x 26-inch apron has you covered. With 20 pockets, the canvas apron is great for all your tasks, from DIY to BDSM to cooking even! The more it increases your productivity, the more you’ll want it as part of your go-to playtime wardrobe!
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This Kookie Product runs small -- we suggest purchasing a size larger!
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            [description] => This kilt is versatile, comfortable, durable and inexpensive at the same time. It's made of sturdy, machine washable denim (like your favorite jeans), in a solid, manly black. The design is one piece with a front enclosure. The back pleats hold their shape easily without creasing. It has two cargo side pockets and two back flap pockets for your valuables. The extra wide belt loops help to provide a cinched fit at the waist (belt not included). The best part of wearing a kilt is that you can wear anything or nothing underneath. It goes great with just about any pair of boots. And, you can team it with any kind of top, from a white dress shirt to a leather harness. You'll get years of wear from this simple, yet exciting garment.
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            [shipping_class_id] => 0
            [downloads] => Array
                (
                )

            [image_id] => 5106
            [gallery_image_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [download_limit] => 0
            [download_expiry] => 0
            [rating_counts] => Array
                (
                )

            [average_rating] => 0
            [review_count] => 0
            [cogs_value] => 
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    [changes:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [object_read:protected] => 1
    [object_type:protected] => product
    [extra_data:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [default_data:protected] => Array
        (
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            [slug] => 
            [date_created] => 
            [date_modified] => 
            [status] => 
            [featured] => 
            [catalog_visibility] => visible
            [description] => 
            [short_description] => 
            [sku] => 
            [global_unique_id] => 
            [price] => 
            [regular_price] => 
            [sale_price] => 
            [date_on_sale_from] => 
            [date_on_sale_to] => 
            [total_sales] => 0
            [tax_status] => taxable
            [tax_class] => 
            [manage_stock] => 
            [stock_quantity] => 
            [stock_status] => instock
            [backorders] => no
            [low_stock_amount] => 
            [sold_individually] => 
            [weight] => 
            [length] => 
            [width] => 
            [height] => 
            [upsell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [cross_sell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [parent_id] => 0
            [reviews_allowed] => 1
            [purchase_note] => 
            [attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [default_attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [menu_order] => 0
            [post_password] => 
            [virtual] => 
            [downloadable] => 
            [category_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [tag_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [shipping_class_id] => 0
            [downloads] => Array
                (
                )

            [image_id] => 
            [gallery_image_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [download_limit] => -1
            [download_expiry] => -1
            [rating_counts] => Array
                (
                )

            [average_rating] => 0
            [review_count] => 0
            [cogs_value] => 
        )

    [data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
        (
            [instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT Object
                (
                    [meta_type:protected] => post
                    [object_id_field_for_meta:protected] => 
                    [internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => _visibility
                            [1] => _sku
                            [2] => _global_unique_id
                            [3] => _price
                            [4] => _regular_price
                            [5] => _sale_price
                            [6] => _sale_price_dates_from
                            [7] => _sale_price_dates_to
                            [8] => total_sales
                            [9] => _tax_status
                            [10] => _tax_class
                            [11] => _manage_stock
                            [12] => _stock
                            [13] => _stock_status
                            [14] => _backorders
                            [15] => _low_stock_amount
                            [16] => _sold_individually
                            [17] => _weight
                            [18] => _length
                            [19] => _width
                            [20] => _height
                            [21] => _upsell_ids
                            [22] => _crosssell_ids
                            [23] => _purchase_note
                            [24] => _default_attributes
                            [25] => _product_attributes
                            [26] => _virtual
                            [27] => _downloadable
                            [28] => _download_limit
                            [29] => _download_expiry
                            [30] => _featured
                            [31] => _downloadable_files
                            [32] => _wc_rating_count
                            [33] => _wc_average_rating
                            [34] => _wc_review_count
                            [35] => _variation_description
                            [36] => _thumbnail_id
                            [37] => _file_paths
                            [38] => _product_image_gallery
                            [39] => _product_version
                            [40] => _wp_old_slug
                            [41] => _edit_last
                            [42] => _edit_lock
                            [43] => _cogs_total_value
                        )

                    [must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => _tax_class
                        )

                    [extra_data_saved:protected] => 
                    [updated_props:protected] => Array
                        (
                        )

                    [prices_array:protected] => Array
                        (
                        )

                )

            [stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
                (
                    [coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
                    [customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
                    [customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
                    [customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
                    [customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
                    [order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
                    [order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
                    [order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
                    [order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
                    [order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
                    [order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
                    [order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
                    [order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
                    [payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
                    [product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
                    [shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
                    [webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
                    [report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
                    [report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
                    [report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
                    [report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
                    [report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
                    [report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
                    [report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
                    [report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
                    [admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
                    [report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
                    [report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
                    [wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
                    [wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
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            [current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
            [object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-variable
        )

    [cache_group:protected] => products
    [meta_data:protected] => 
    [legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [post_type:protected] => product
    [supports:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [children:protected] => 
    [visible_children:protected] => 
    [variation_attributes:protected] => 
)
WC_Product_Variable Object
(
    [id:protected] => 12526
    [data:protected] => Array
        (
            [name] => Kilt Hanger Wooden
            [slug] => kilt-hanger-wooden
            [date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
                (
                    [utc_offset:protected] => 0
                    [date] => 2023-12-21 18:24:16.000000
                    [timezone_type] => 3
                    [timezone] => America/New_York
                )

            [date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
                (
                    [utc_offset:protected] => 0
                    [date] => 2025-07-04 16:47:13.000000
                    [timezone_type] => 3
                    [timezone] => America/New_York
                )

            [status] => publish
            [featured] => 
            [catalog_visibility] => visible
            [description] => Finally a Hanger made just for your kilt. It's a long wooden hanger with four, strong metal clips with rubber edges that won't damage your kilt.
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            [global_unique_id] => 
            [price] => 15
            [regular_price] => 
            [sale_price] => 
            [date_on_sale_from] => 
            [date_on_sale_to] => 
            [total_sales] => 5
            [tax_status] => taxable
            [tax_class] => 
            [manage_stock] => 
            [stock_quantity] => 
            [stock_status] => instock
            [backorders] => no
            [low_stock_amount] => 
            [sold_individually] => 
            [weight] => 
            [length] => 
            [width] => 
            [height] => 
            [upsell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [cross_sell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [parent_id] => 0
            [reviews_allowed] => 1
            [purchase_note] => 
            [attributes] => Array
                (
                    [pa_size] => WC_Product_Attribute Object
                        (
                            [data:protected] => Array
                                (
                                    [id] => 1
                                    [name] => pa_size
                                    [options] => Array
                                        (
                                            [0] => 688
                                        )

                                    [position] => 0
                                    [visible] => 1
                                    [variation] => 1
                                )

                        )

                )

            [default_attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [menu_order] => 0
            [post_password] => 
            [virtual] => 
            [downloadable] => 
            [category_ids] => Array
                (
                    [0] => 189
                )

            [tag_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [shipping_class_id] => 0
            [downloads] => Array
                (
                )

            [image_id] => 5115
            [gallery_image_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [download_limit] => 0
            [download_expiry] => 0
            [rating_counts] => Array
                (
                )

            [average_rating] => 0
            [review_count] => 0
            [cogs_value] => 
        )

    [changes:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [object_read:protected] => 1
    [object_type:protected] => product
    [extra_data:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [default_data:protected] => Array
        (
            [name] => 
            [slug] => 
            [date_created] => 
            [date_modified] => 
            [status] => 
            [featured] => 
            [catalog_visibility] => visible
            [description] => 
            [short_description] => 
            [sku] => 
            [global_unique_id] => 
            [price] => 
            [regular_price] => 
            [sale_price] => 
            [date_on_sale_from] => 
            [date_on_sale_to] => 
            [total_sales] => 0
            [tax_status] => taxable
            [tax_class] => 
            [manage_stock] => 
            [stock_quantity] => 
            [stock_status] => instock
            [backorders] => no
            [low_stock_amount] => 
            [sold_individually] => 
            [weight] => 
            [length] => 
            [width] => 
            [height] => 
            [upsell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [cross_sell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [parent_id] => 0
            [reviews_allowed] => 1
            [purchase_note] => 
            [attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [default_attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [menu_order] => 0
            [post_password] => 
            [virtual] => 
            [downloadable] => 
            [category_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [tag_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [shipping_class_id] => 0
            [downloads] => Array
                (
                )

            [image_id] => 
            [gallery_image_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [download_limit] => -1
            [download_expiry] => -1
            [rating_counts] => Array
                (
                )

            [average_rating] => 0
            [review_count] => 0
            [cogs_value] => 
        )

    [data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
        (
            [instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT Object
                (
                    [meta_type:protected] => post
                    [object_id_field_for_meta:protected] => 
                    [internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => _visibility
                            [1] => _sku
                            [2] => _global_unique_id
                            [3] => _price
                            [4] => _regular_price
                            [5] => _sale_price
                            [6] => _sale_price_dates_from
                            [7] => _sale_price_dates_to
                            [8] => total_sales
                            [9] => _tax_status
                            [10] => _tax_class
                            [11] => _manage_stock
                            [12] => _stock
                            [13] => _stock_status
                            [14] => _backorders
                            [15] => _low_stock_amount
                            [16] => _sold_individually
                            [17] => _weight
                            [18] => _length
                            [19] => _width
                            [20] => _height
                            [21] => _upsell_ids
                            [22] => _crosssell_ids
                            [23] => _purchase_note
                            [24] => _default_attributes
                            [25] => _product_attributes
                            [26] => _virtual
                            [27] => _downloadable
                            [28] => _download_limit
                            [29] => _download_expiry
                            [30] => _featured
                            [31] => _downloadable_files
                            [32] => _wc_rating_count
                            [33] => _wc_average_rating
                            [34] => _wc_review_count
                            [35] => _variation_description
                            [36] => _thumbnail_id
                            [37] => _file_paths
                            [38] => _product_image_gallery
                            [39] => _product_version
                            [40] => _wp_old_slug
                            [41] => _edit_last
                            [42] => _edit_lock
                            [43] => _cogs_total_value
                        )

                    [must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => _tax_class
                        )

                    [extra_data_saved:protected] => 
                    [updated_props:protected] => Array
                        (
                        )

                    [prices_array:protected] => Array
                        (
                        )

                )

            [stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
                (
                    [coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
                    [customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
                    [customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
                    [customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
                    [customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
                    [order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
                    [order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
                    [order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
                    [order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
                    [order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
                    [order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
                    [order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
                    [order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
                    [payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
                    [product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
                    [shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
                    [webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
                    [report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
                    [report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
                    [report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
                    [report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
                    [report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
                    [report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
                    [report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
                    [report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
                    [admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
                    [report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
                    [report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
                    [wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
                    [wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
                )

            [current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
            [object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-variable
        )

    [cache_group:protected] => products
    [meta_data:protected] => 
    [legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [post_type:protected] => product
    [supports:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [children:protected] => 
    [visible_children:protected] => 
    [variation_attributes:protected] => 
)
WC_Product_Variable Object
(
    [id:protected] => 13217
    [data:protected] => Array
        (
            [name] => Roman Kilt
            [slug] => roman-kilt
            [date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
                (
                    [utc_offset:protected] => 0
                    [date] => 2023-12-21 18:25:25.000000
                    [timezone_type] => 3
                    [timezone] => America/New_York
                )

            [date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
                (
                    [utc_offset:protected] => 0
                    [date] => 2025-04-22 06:33:14.000000
                    [timezone_type] => 3
                    [timezone] => America/New_York
                )

            [status] => publish
            [featured] => 
            [catalog_visibility] => visible
            [description] => Like gladiator movies? This ain't no costume! This is the real thing. You can just smell that ripe man scent when you look at this photo. Made from genuine leather, the Roman Kilt comes in two pieces -- front and back panels -- and has double buckles on each side. Can be worn with almost anything, from a torn t-shirt, to a Latigo Buckle Harness, or a Double D Latigo Harness (shown in photo) to keep with that sexy Buckle theme going. The best accessory for this piece of equipment is simple -- your body. Sure you can throw in a leather whip or some shackles on your wrists; the only thing you need is that rough brut attitude that says, You will be begging me for mercy!  Hairy beefy men and Raunchy slave boys, come get what you've been looking for. Anyone can stand out in this get up. Just remember the old adage, 'Be careful what you wish for.' In this outfit, you just might get it.
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            [global_unique_id] => 
            [price] => 299.00
            [regular_price] => 
            [sale_price] => 
            [date_on_sale_from] => 
            [date_on_sale_to] => 
            [total_sales] => 0
            [tax_status] => taxable
            [tax_class] => 
            [manage_stock] => 
            [stock_quantity] => 
            [stock_status] => instock
            [backorders] => no
            [low_stock_amount] => 
            [sold_individually] => 
            [weight] => 
            [length] => 
            [width] => 
            [height] => 
            [upsell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [cross_sell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [parent_id] => 0
            [reviews_allowed] => 
            [purchase_note] => 
            [attributes] => Array
                (
                    [pa_size] => WC_Product_Attribute Object
                        (
                            [data:protected] => Array
                                (
                                    [id] => 1
                                    [name] => pa_size
                                    [options] => Array
                                        (
                                            [0] => 704
                                            [1] => 705
                                            [2] => 706
                                            [3] => 707
                                            [4] => 708
                                            [5] => 709
                                        )

                                    [position] => 0
                                    [visible] => 1
                                    [variation] => 1
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                        )

                )

            [default_attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [menu_order] => 0
            [post_password] => 
            [virtual] => 
            [downloadable] => 
            [category_ids] => Array
                (
                    [0] => 189
                )

            [tag_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [shipping_class_id] => 0
            [downloads] => Array
                (
                )

            [image_id] => 5108
            [gallery_image_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [download_limit] => 0
            [download_expiry] => 0
            [rating_counts] => Array
                (
                )

            [average_rating] => 0
            [review_count] => 0
            [cogs_value] => 
        )

    [changes:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [object_read:protected] => 1
    [object_type:protected] => product
    [extra_data:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [default_data:protected] => Array
        (
            [name] => 
            [slug] => 
            [date_created] => 
            [date_modified] => 
            [status] => 
            [featured] => 
            [catalog_visibility] => visible
            [description] => 
            [short_description] => 
            [sku] => 
            [global_unique_id] => 
            [price] => 
            [regular_price] => 
            [sale_price] => 
            [date_on_sale_from] => 
            [date_on_sale_to] => 
            [total_sales] => 0
            [tax_status] => taxable
            [tax_class] => 
            [manage_stock] => 
            [stock_quantity] => 
            [stock_status] => instock
            [backorders] => no
            [low_stock_amount] => 
            [sold_individually] => 
            [weight] => 
            [length] => 
            [width] => 
            [height] => 
            [upsell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [cross_sell_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [parent_id] => 0
            [reviews_allowed] => 1
            [purchase_note] => 
            [attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [default_attributes] => Array
                (
                )

            [menu_order] => 0
            [post_password] => 
            [virtual] => 
            [downloadable] => 
            [category_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [tag_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [shipping_class_id] => 0
            [downloads] => Array
                (
                )

            [image_id] => 
            [gallery_image_ids] => Array
                (
                )

            [download_limit] => -1
            [download_expiry] => -1
            [rating_counts] => Array
                (
                )

            [average_rating] => 0
            [review_count] => 0
            [cogs_value] => 
        )

    [data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
        (
            [instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT Object
                (
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                            [0] => _tax_class
                        )

                    [extra_data_saved:protected] => 
                    [updated_props:protected] => Array
                        (
                        )

                    [prices_array:protected] => Array
                        (
                        )

                )

            [stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
                (
                    [coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
                    [customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
                    [customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
                    [customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
                    [customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
                    [order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
                    [order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
                    [order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
                    [order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
                    [order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
                    [order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
                    [order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
                    [order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
                    [payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
                    [product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
                    [product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
                    [shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
                    [webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
                    [report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
                    [report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
                    [report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
                    [report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
                    [report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
                    [report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
                    [report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
                    [report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
                    [admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
                    [report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
                    [report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
                    [report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
                    [wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
                    [wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
                )

            [current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
            [object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-variable
        )

    [cache_group:protected] => products
    [meta_data:protected] => 
    [legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [post_type:protected] => product
    [supports:protected] => Array
        (
        )

    [children:protected] => 
    [visible_children:protected] => 
    [variation_attributes:protected] => 
)