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WC_Product_Simple Object
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[name] => Bark Woof Woof Hanky
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[description] => I always thought a pet would be too much responsibility for me. That was before Sparky followed me home from the bar one night. Whether I'm giving him a bath in the backyard using the garden hose, or brushing his teeth with my dick, Sparky has become my constant companion. Already he's learned how to do tricks. He can sit (on my face), stay (hard) and speak (when spoken to). Wear this hanky on the left if you'd like to adopt a pup, or on the right if you are looking for a good home.
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[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
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[meta_type:protected] => post
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[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
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(
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[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
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[cache_group:protected] => products
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
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(
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)
)
WC_Product_Simple Object
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[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Black Hanky
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[description] => Black is beautiful, boys. Put this in your back pocket and watch the response you get. If you're a little bit 'S' wanting to attract an 'M,' or vice versa, don't wait for the right guy to come knocking on your door. Get out there and let them know what you want and how you want it. Bondage. Discipline. Heavy S and M. It's all good.
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[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
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(
)
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[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
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[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
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[cache_group:protected] => products
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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[name] => Dark Red Hanky
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[description] => Red stands for fisting, and dark red means 'Make mine a double.' So if you can take both my fists, my foot, several of my buddies, and the tailpipe of a '57 Chevy all at the same time, wear one of these on the right.
Of course, if you're looking to make some horny tight end into a wide receiver, grab one of these and wear it on the left.
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[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
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(
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[22] => _crosssell_ids
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[43] => _cogs_total_value
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[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
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[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
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[post_type:protected] => product
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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Oh, I suppose you could wear one on the left if, like me, you'd rather be the one doing the tying up.
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)
[post_type:protected] => product
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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Wear one on the left if you're willing to put on the dress blues for those boys with blue balls. Wear one on the right if you fantasize about that military man.
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)
[post_type:protected] => product
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)
[object_read:protected] => 1
[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
[name] =>
[slug] =>
[date_created] =>
[date_modified] =>
[status] =>
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] =>
[short_description] =>
[sku] =>
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] =>
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
)
WC_Product_Simple Object
(
[id:protected] => 13856
[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Kelly Green Hanky
[slug] => kelly-green-hanky
[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2023-12-21 18:27:27.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2025-07-04 18:27:43.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[status] => publish
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] => Not to be confused with Hunter green, Kelly green is for hustlers and the men who love them. I know what you're thinking, 'But I'm young and cute, why should I pay for it?' Because a hustler is like that famous hamburger - you can have it your way. Guys who are short on cash are so willing to please their john. That's why.
So drop the judgment along with your pants. We live in a capitalist society. Demand your rights as an American. Call boy sold separately. Left means you're a starving artist. Right means you've got a few bucks to offer.
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[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
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[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] =>
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 217
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] => 19588
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => 0
[download_expiry] => 0
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
[object_read:protected] => 1
[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
[name] =>
[slug] =>
[date_created] =>
[date_modified] =>
[status] =>
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] =>
[short_description] =>
[sku] =>
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] =>
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
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[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
)
WC_Product_Simple Object
(
[id:protected] => 13952
[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Light Blue Hanky
[slug] => light-blue-hanky
[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2023-12-21 18:27:39.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2025-07-09 18:34:53.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[status] => publish
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] => Light blue means you like to give (right) or receive (left) oral sex. If you don't want a blow job, why is your dick sticking through that glory hole? If you're ready at any time to get a nice big hard cock down your throat, wear this hanky in your right pocket... and come over to my place. Now, get down on your knees!
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[global_unique_id] =>
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[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
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[tax_class] =>
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[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] =>
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 217
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
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[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] => 19555
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => 0
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[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
[object_read:protected] => 1
[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
[name] =>
[slug] =>
[date_created] =>
[date_modified] =>
[status] =>
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] =>
[short_description] =>
[sku] =>
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] =>
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
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(
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
)
WC_Product_Simple Object
(
[id:protected] => 14107
[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Navy Blue Hanky
[slug] => navy-blue-hanky
[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2023-12-21 18:27:57.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2025-07-14 17:51:48.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[status] => publish
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] => Fucking! My favorite!
Navy blue, men fucking each other. What part of fucking don't you get?
Wear one on the right if you want to squeal like a pig when I ram my fat cock up your ass with no mercy. Wear one on the left if you're like me, always ready to ram your meat into some horny little fucker.
In fact, buy several of these. They come in handy for cleaning up the pre-cum dripping from the head of your cock as I'm fucking your ass.
[short_description] =>
[sku] => 123101
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] => 4
[regular_price] => 4
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 8
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] => 1
[stock_quantity] => 199
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] =>
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 217
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] => 19552
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => 0
[download_expiry] => 0
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
[object_read:protected] => 1
[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
[name] =>
[slug] =>
[date_created] =>
[date_modified] =>
[status] =>
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] =>
[short_description] =>
[sku] =>
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] =>
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
)
WC_Product_Simple Object
(
[id:protected] => 14139
[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Orange Hanky
[slug] => orange-hanky
[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2023-12-21 18:28:00.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2025-07-04 18:28:13.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[status] => publish
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] => Orange means, ''Whip me, beat me, suck me, fuck me, what's for breakfast?' Orange means 'Anything Goes.' And no, Anything Goes is not a Broadway Musical. Orange means you'll leave it all up to me, and I can be pretty creative when I want to be. When I look at your back pocket, I want to see so much orange, you'd think Anita Bryant was getting gangbanged. Go for it, guys. Spend your money on orange hankies, not orange juice. You'll like my man juice better.
[short_description] =>
[sku] => 123110
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] => 4
[regular_price] => 4
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 1
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] => 1
[stock_quantity] => 16
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] =>
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
[0] => 217
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] => 19567
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => 0
[download_expiry] => 0
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
[object_read:protected] => 1
[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
[name] =>
[slug] =>
[date_created] =>
[date_modified] =>
[status] =>
[featured] =>
[catalog_visibility] => visible
[description] =>
[short_description] =>
[sku] =>
[global_unique_id] =>
[price] =>
[regular_price] =>
[sale_price] =>
[date_on_sale_from] =>
[date_on_sale_to] =>
[total_sales] => 0
[tax_status] => taxable
[tax_class] =>
[manage_stock] =>
[stock_quantity] =>
[stock_status] => instock
[backorders] => no
[low_stock_amount] =>
[sold_individually] =>
[weight] =>
[length] =>
[width] =>
[height] =>
[upsell_ids] => Array
(
)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
[parent_id] => 0
[reviews_allowed] => 1
[purchase_note] =>
[attributes] => Array
(
)
[default_attributes] => Array
(
)
[menu_order] => 0
[post_password] =>
[virtual] =>
[downloadable] =>
[category_ids] => Array
(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
[shipping_class_id] => 0
[downloads] => Array
(
)
[image_id] =>
[gallery_image_ids] => Array
(
)
[download_limit] => -1
[download_expiry] => -1
[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
[average_rating] => 0
[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
)
[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _visibility
[1] => _sku
[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
[5] => _sale_price
[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
[7] => _sale_price_dates_to
[8] => total_sales
[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
[17] => _weight
[18] => _length
[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
)
WC_Product_Simple Object
(
[id:protected] => 14148
[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Pink Hanky
[slug] => pink-hanky
[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
[date] => 2023-12-21 18:28:01.000000
[timezone_type] => 3
[timezone] => America/New_York
)
[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
(
[utc_offset:protected] => 0
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)
[post_type:protected] => product
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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(
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[cache_group:protected] => products
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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(
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[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
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(
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[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
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(
)
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[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
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[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
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[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
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)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
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[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
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[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
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[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
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[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
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[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
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[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
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WC_Product_Simple Object
(
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(
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(
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)
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)
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(
)
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(
)
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[cogs_value] =>
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[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
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[object_type:protected] => product
[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
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)
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(
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)
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(
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[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
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(
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[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
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[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
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(
)
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(
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[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
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[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
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[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
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[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
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[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
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[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
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[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
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)
WC_Product_Simple Object
(
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[data:protected] => Array
(
[name] => Tossed Bones Red Hanky
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[date_created] => WC_DateTime Object
(
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[timezone] => America/New_York
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[date_modified] => WC_DateTime Object
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[description] => There's nothing I wouldn't do for my pup, Sparky. I love it when I get home from work and he meets me at the door, wagging his tail (sold separately in our 'butt plug' section), sniffing my crotch and humping my leg. Sparky doesn't have back pockets, so I put this hanky around his neck, over his collar, while I walk him down the Drive naked so he can lift his leg and pee on trees. Red flags for fisting, which goes without saying. I have to take his temperature, don't I? So, if you're a sick puppy in need of a kind, loving master, wear this on the right and follow me to a good home.
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)
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(
)
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(
)
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(
)
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[cogs_value] =>
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[changes:protected] => Array
(
)
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[extra_data:protected] => Array
(
)
[default_data:protected] => Array
(
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[height] =>
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)
[cross_sell_ids] => Array
(
)
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[purchase_note] =>
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(
)
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(
)
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[downloadable] =>
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(
)
[tag_ids] => Array
(
)
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[downloads] => Array
(
)
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(
)
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[rating_counts] => Array
(
)
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[review_count] => 0
[cogs_value] =>
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[data_store:protected] => WC_Data_Store Object
(
[instance:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT Object
(
[meta_type:protected] => post
[object_id_field_for_meta:protected] =>
[internal_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
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[2] => _global_unique_id
[3] => _price
[4] => _regular_price
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[6] => _sale_price_dates_from
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[9] => _tax_status
[10] => _tax_class
[11] => _manage_stock
[12] => _stock
[13] => _stock_status
[14] => _backorders
[15] => _low_stock_amount
[16] => _sold_individually
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[19] => _width
[20] => _height
[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
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[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
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[42] => _edit_lock
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[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
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[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
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(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
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[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
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[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
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[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
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[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
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[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
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(
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(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
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WC_Product_Simple Object
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[21] => _upsell_ids
[22] => _crosssell_ids
[23] => _purchase_note
[24] => _default_attributes
[25] => _product_attributes
[26] => _virtual
[27] => _downloadable
[28] => _download_limit
[29] => _download_expiry
[30] => _featured
[31] => _downloadable_files
[32] => _wc_rating_count
[33] => _wc_average_rating
[34] => _wc_review_count
[35] => _variation_description
[36] => _thumbnail_id
[37] => _file_paths
[38] => _product_image_gallery
[39] => _product_version
[40] => _wp_old_slug
[41] => _edit_last
[42] => _edit_lock
[43] => _cogs_total_value
)
[must_exist_meta_keys:protected] => Array
(
[0] => _tax_class
)
[extra_data_saved:protected] =>
[updated_props:protected] => Array
(
)
)
[stores:WC_Data_Store:private] => Array
(
[coupon] => WC_Coupon_Data_Store_CPT
[customer] => WC_Customer_Data_Store
[customer-download] => WC_Customer_Download_Data_Store
[customer-download-log] => WC_Customer_Download_Log_Data_Store
[customer-session] => WC_Customer_Data_Store_Session
[order] => WC_Order_Data_Store_CPT
[order-refund] => WC_Order_Refund_Data_Store_CPT
[order-item] => WC_Order_Item_Data_Store
[order-item-coupon] => WC_Order_Item_Coupon_Data_Store
[order-item-fee] => WC_Order_Item_Fee_Data_Store
[order-item-product] => WC_Order_Item_Product_Data_Store
[order-item-shipping] => WC_Order_Item_Shipping_Data_Store
[order-item-tax] => WC_Order_Item_Tax_Data_Store
[payment-token] => WC_Payment_Token_Data_Store
[product] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[product-grouped] => WC_Product_Grouped_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variable] => WC_Product_Variable_Data_Store_CPT
[product-variation] => WC_Product_Variation_Data_Store_CPT
[shipping-zone] => WC_Shipping_Zone_Data_Store
[webhook] => WC_Webhook_Data_Store
[report-revenue-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-orders] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\DataStore
[report-orders-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Orders\Stats\DataStore
[report-products] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\DataStore
[report-variations] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\DataStore
[report-products-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Products\Stats\DataStore
[report-variations-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Variations\Stats\DataStore
[report-categories] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Categories\DataStore
[report-taxes] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\DataStore
[report-taxes-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Taxes\Stats\DataStore
[report-coupons] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\DataStore
[report-coupons-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Coupons\Stats\DataStore
[report-downloads] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\DataStore
[report-downloads-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Downloads\Stats\DataStore
[admin-note] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\Notes\DataStore
[report-customers] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\DataStore
[report-customers-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Customers\Stats\DataStore
[report-stock-stats] => Automattic\WooCommerce\Admin\API\Reports\Stock\Stats\DataStore
[wishlist] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Data_Store
[wishlist-item] => YITH_WCWL_Wishlist_Item_Data_Store
)
[current_class_name:WC_Data_Store:private] => WC_Product_Data_Store_CPT
[object_type:WC_Data_Store:private] => product-simple
)
[cache_group:protected] => products
[meta_data:protected] =>
[legacy_datastore_props:protected] => Array
(
)
[post_type:protected] => product
[supports:protected] => Array
(
[0] => ajax_add_to_cart
)
)
